disheartens:

I hope you fall in love with a man with good music taste and a jawline stronger than your wifi connection

(via happiest)

langdonhorror:

a gay man portraying a straight man forcing a lesbian actress playing a lesbian to focus on a hot dude’s dick

ladies and gentleman, American Horror Story. 

(via cuntakinte)

arielcalypso:

thechicwiththecurls:

  • it’s okay for you to like skinny girls
  • it’s okay for you to like skinny girls with big boobs and a butt
  • it’s okay for you to like curvy girls
  • it’s okay for you to like heavier girls
  • it’s totally okay to like thighs or thigh gaps and big boobs or small boobs and big butts or little butts
  • what’s not okay is telling a woman that she isn’t beautiful or sexy because she doesn’t meet your personal body type preferences

 Everyone needs to reblog this.

(via iusedtobeorgasm)

(via happiest)

fatwink:

crushes are great until you realize that they’ll never be interested in you 

(via iusedtobeorgasm)

burgrs:

do u ever sing under ur breath and its rly good so u try singing with ur normal voice and 

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(via iusedtobeorgasm)

fedoralpolice:

when u and ur friends make plans

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(via happiest)

amoying:

reminder:

you cute.

even if you think you’re not.

you still cute.

(via lohanthony)

surprisebitch:

*calls 911*

911: hello, 911, what is your emergency?

me: help!! i lost my virginity!!

911: um im sorry.. but.. i dont think..

me: no, i lost my pet, “virginity” its name is virginity !

911: ohhh! xD

me: xD

(via iusedtobeorgasm)

The best revenge is not giving a shit. — (via hazelhirao)

(via lohanthony)

mistitled:

*cares more about TV show characters and their problems than my own*

(via happiest)